“There is Normal Society and then there is the Abnormal Freaks Who Deserve Our Public Pity and Private Ridicule Society. The first… — David Wong Abnormal Copy Share Image
“My melon soul Crushed by your Gallagher of apathy Sledgehammer! Hammerrrrr!” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Folding chairs were flying through the air as if propelled by dozens of invisible Bobby Knights.” — David Wong Bobby Knight Copy Share Image
Globalization in part means that a lot of people are walking into the room and in some cases becoming influential or even… — David Wong Country Copy Share Image
“There was no head. What the— “LOOK! SHIT!” Franky’s head was making a run for” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“I was hammered by either a flying body tackle or an unnecessarily aggressive hug.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
I once saw Arnold Schwarzenegger kill a man in a movie by grabbing his head and twisting it until the neck broke.… — David Wong Arnold schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
“I just realized he was phrasing all of his questions as statements. Wasn’t there a character in Alice in Wonderland who did… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Fred whispered, “Okay. If I don’t come back, and say they don’t got my body, like if Justin eats me or somethin’,… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“I reached out and, with a small move of my body, did something that would change my life forever. I gently moved… — David Wong Life Copy Share Image
“I woke up in my bathroom, startled. I had nodded off while pooping. Long goddamned day.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“That is how the human brain works, when it looks at a formless cloud, it tries to see a shape, or a… — David Wong Human brain Copy Share Image
Are the most dangerous creatures the ones that use doors or the ones that don't? — David Wong Animals Copy Share Image
“And then the Jamaican guy pulls out the sauce. "It be opening doors to other worlds, mon," he days. We made him… — David Wong Opening doors Copy Share Image
“There were two spacemen right behind us, holding some kind of weapons on us that I didn't recognize. They were bulky and… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him. — David Wong Convincing Copy Share Image
War is about remaking the world to suit the whims of some powerful group over the whims of some other powerful group.… — David Wong Grind Copy Share Image
“Cops do this every day, rifling closets and digging through your dildo drawer.” — David Wong Every day Copy Share Image
“I should let you know that I had no idea how to play the guitar or any other musical instrument, and that… — David Wong Music making Copy Share Image
I fear that our loss of a sense of connection with, and duties to, each other leaves us unable to effectively address… — David Wong American society Copy Share Image
“We got back to my house to find it ransacked. It was difficult to tell because I’m not the world’s greatest housekeeper… — David Wong Humor Copy Share Image
That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That's what makes… — David Wong Ability Copy Share Image
“The air in the store was charged with panic—that bottled-up, impotent panic of a crowd that doesn’t know how to act on… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Fuck all of you," John retorded. "You don't even exist. We're all just a figment of my cock's imagination.” — David Wong Dick Copy Share Image
“I struggled for something to cling to, the way soldiers in foxholes picture their families, or a flag. My car, I thought… — David Wong Family Copy Share Image
