“…all the king's doctors and all the king's pills couldn't make Frank's waking nightmares go away.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Here's the only thing you need to know about John: The reason I was surprised by your hand was because he never… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would… — David Wong Humor Copy Share Image
“I stopped at a red light, feeling foolish as always for stopping at an intersection at an hour when the streets are… — David Wong Red light Copy Share Image
“Problem isn’t that there’s not enough heroes in the world, problem is too many dumb people assume they are one.” — David Wong Dumb people Copy Share Image
“light-headed, my body trembling from shoes to shoulders in random spells, like I swallowed a vibrator. It’s always like this when I’m… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“What's up. This is Dave, the one you saw in your hallway. He's not a psychotic killer or anything," he lied” — David Wong Copy Share Image
Start working on whatever you hesitate Because there is an ending to every beginning. When you make it to the end, You… — David Wong Art work Copy Share Image
Accommodation is a willingness to maintain constructive relationship with others with whom one is in serious and even intractable disagreement. Social cooperation… — David Wong Cooperation Copy Share Image
“ No matter where you go, management is always a bunch of cheap bastards .” — David Wong Management Copy Share Image
But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them. — David Wong Remember Copy Share Image
The bathroom door burst open, and Molly came trotting out. The left half of her body had been shaved almost down to… — David Wong Bathroom Copy Share Image
“The problem, David, is your cynicism only runs one direction. If somebody comes on TV and says everything is great and wonderful,… — David Wong Big deal Copy Share Image
It must be acknowledged that an increasing proportion of the world's population is living in cities, in almost completely human-made environments. But… — David Wong Acknowledge Copy Share Image
“John, possessing a genetic defect that makes him walk toward danger, strode down toward where it looked like some cops were trying… — David Wong Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
The Confucians paid a great deal attention to ritual, highlighting the ones that expressed the sorts of affective attitudes one wants to… — David Wong Attention Copy Share Image
PEOPLE DIE. This is the fact the world desperately hides from us from birth. Long after you find out the truth about… — David Wong Bigs Copy Share Image
“Every man is blessed with his gifts from the Lord. One of mine happens to be a penis large enough that, if… — David Wong Every man Copy Share Image
