“This is the breaking point in a human life, right here. This is waking up on an operating table to find aliens… — David Wong Breaking point Copy Share Image
“He tried to imagine Dave walking around the streets of Tokyo. It was like picturing RoboCop in Middle Earth—” — David Wong Walking around Copy Share Image
“They passed a law that said I couldn’t put my hands in my pockets. Do you know why? Because they would become… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, assuming you do not go utterly mad in the attempt.… — David Wong Assuming Copy Share Image
Welcome to freakdom, Dave. It’ll be time to start a Web site soon, where you’ll type out everything in one huge paragraph. — David Wong Dave Copy Share Image
“Our little tribal circles, bound by social contracts and selfish mutual need. Everyone working in their own greedy self-interests and huddling together… — David Wong Horror Copy Share Image
People come to have different moral beliefs because they have different non-moral beliefs about relevant facts. People are disposed to believe whatever… — David Wong Arguing Copy Share Image
Children die every day because millions of us tell ourselves that caring is just as good as doing. — David Wong Caring Copy Share Image
“Do they know they make the honey for you? Or do they work tirelessly because they think its their own choice?” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“The reality is that society had gotten too fast, noisy, and stressful for the human brain to process and everybody was ingesting… — David Wong Falling behind Copy Share Image
“NO!” he screamed at it. “No! Don’t you see, you dumb son of a bitch? We don’t want to kill you! Can… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Well, they never know they're ill, do they? You can't diagnose yourself with the same organ that has the disease, just like… — David Wong Crazy Copy Share Image
“Damn it! I knew she was a monster! John! Amy! Listen! Guard your buttholes.” — David Wong Comic Copy Share Image
“She said, “Why do you, like, hate yourself?” “If I knew me as somebody else, I would hate me just as much.… — David Wong Double standard Copy Share Image
“I said before that my skin was “on fire” with the pain but being confronted so soon after that sentiment with the… — David Wong Fire Copy Share Image
“Scientists talk about dark matter, the invisible, mysterious substance that occupies the space between stars. Dark matter makes up 99.99 percent of… — David Wong Astronomy Copy Share Image
We know that global capitalism, and the commercially driven culture that comes with it, can be a powerful solvent, but many of… — David Wong Be prepared Copy Share Image
“One more victim sucked in by John. You get into the room with him and you just fall into a warm pool… — David Wong Dick-jokes Copy Share Image
“...and - holy shit was this song bad. It was like the singer was stabbing my ear with a dagger made of… — David Wong Analogies Copy Share Image
“You say you’re not a hero? Well, I’m going to tell you the best and the worst thing you’ve ever heard. Heroes… — David Wong Worst thing Copy Share Image
“They call it kintsugi. The pot is shattered, then carefully reassembled with a resin mixed with gold. It symbolizes how we must… — David Wong Healing Copy Share Image
“SHUT UP. Both of you. You're coming with me." To me he said, "Put some pants on." "Fuck you. This is my… — David Wong Favorite-books Copy Share Image
“We moved in silence for a moment and I said, “How did we screw this all up so badly, John?” He shook… — David Wong Time Copy Share Image
