All Andy Rooney Quotes
- Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the airplane? Airplane
- Democrats believe people are basically good but must be saved from themselves by the government. Republicans believe people are basically bad but they'll be okay… Alone
- Being kind is more important than being right. Important
- Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves. All
- Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere in… Back Door
- Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others Age
- By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable Comfortable
- Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. Fat
- People like to say, "You're only as old as you feel," but it isn't true. It's just something old people say to make themselves feel… Age
- It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game—except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important. All
- Art is a by-product of an honest and successful attempt to do something well. Art
- I like animals who trust people. Animal
- We aren't consistent in our treatment of animals. Animal
- In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book. All
- Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything. Inspirational
- American closets are filled with once-worn clothes that got a bad review from a friend on their first appearance. American
- If you put on an item of clothing that hurts just because you have an idea it looks better or conforms to what other people… Better
- Creativity is a by-product of hard work. If I never have another really new idea, it won't matter. Another Really
- It isn't working that's so hard, it's getting ready to work. Delay
- When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer… All