All Andy Rooney Quotes
- Space, like Switzerland, should be neutral. Inspirational
- My most serious character flaw is that I don't deny myself much. Character
- The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way. Alone
- ... all of us talk faster than we listen. All
- Don't keep saying, "I don't know where the time goes." It goes the same place it's always gone and no one has ever known where… Always Gone
- Great teachers are usually a little crazy. Crazy
- The teacher who knows the most about a subject isn't necessarily the one who can teach it best. Best
- Finding the tool is often half the battle. Battle
- Walking is good for the soul. Good
- Everyone hates war, everyone says. Everyone
- Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one… Days
- Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor. Get Poor
- Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he's written that can't be read aloud easily. Aloud
- I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for. Ask
- Conservatives are more religious than liberals--although there is no evidence that they're nicer people because of it. Conservatives
- I never understood retirement. What is the attraction of retirement? I go down there to Florida and look around and I said, my God, who… Attraction
- Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by the… All
- I try to look nice. I comb my hair, I tie my tie, I put on a jacket, but I draw the line when it… Comb
- There are only a few safe targets left, just a few groups of people you can say anything negative about without getting in trouble for… Anything Negative
- The one affectation I have forced on the publisher ... are my apostrophe-free ellisions. Because I write my scripts to read myself, I dont spell… Affectation