All Andy Rooney Quotes
- I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out… Bureau
- The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians… Air
- Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which… Ballet
- Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next year and we'll all agree not to go… Agree
- Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they… Approve
- I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's… Eat
- The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame… Account
- I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return… All
- I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and… Both
- I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. And they say, 'Hey,… Hey
- Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there… Age
- My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am. Always Called
- Writers don't often say anything that readers don't already know, unless its a news story. A writer's greatest pleasure is revealing to people things they… Already Know
- I'm always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by. Go
- One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too… American
- Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it. All
- I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. Act
- I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss. Learned
- I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere. Bitterness
- I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. Closer