All Andy Rooney Quotes
- When there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment as for nourishment. Americans
- I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More Continue
- A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you… Ask
- Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins. Building
- I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who think they like our country more than I do. Some people's idea of patriotism is hating other countries. Countries
- Small daily happenings make life spectacular.... start enjoying the small things in life! Daily
- We should change our attitude toward the United Nations. There has to be some power in the world superior to our own. We should not… Attacked
- Love is more pleasant once you get out of your twenties. It doesn't hurt all the time. All
- The best thing about a vacation is planning it. Best
- You can't be a good writer without being a good thinker. Good
- Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef. Advice
- My advice is not to wait to be struck by an idea. If you're a writer, you sit down and damn well decide to have… Advice
- Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated. Anything Infants
- I can't choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it. Choose
- We're all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of lonliness. We need each other and we need to get away from each… All
- I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off Letters
- I've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved. Appreciated
- The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete. Adaptability
- I never get over feeling bad about tearing open a beautifully wrapped present. It takes ten seconds to destroy a work of art that took… Accomplish
- It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often and that passes for good on television. Badly