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- You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know…
- Not many people in this world are as lucky as I've been. ... All this time I've been paid to say what is on my…
- I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
- I've learned... That love, not time, heals all wounds.
- I am an atheist... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's…
- It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
- Love is more pleasant once you get out of your twenties. It doesn't hurt all the time.
- We're all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of lonliness. We need each other and we need to get away from each…
- Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.
- It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game—except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important.
- In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
- When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer…
- Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
- New ideas are one of the most overrated concepts of our time. Most of the important ideas that we live with aren't new at all.
- We're all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
- ... all of us talk faster than we listen.
- Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by the…
- The one affectation I have forced on the publisher ... are my apostrophe-free ellisions. Because I write my scripts to read myself, I dont spell…
- I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare let…
- All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.
- We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.
- Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next year and we'll all agree not to go…
- I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return…
- Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there…
- Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.
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- Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from which changes of mind might naturally arise. — Hannah Arendt
- No cause is left but the most ancient of all, the one, in fact, that from the beginning of our history has… — Hannah Arendt
- The ultimate end of human acts is eudaimonia, happiness in the sense of living well, which all men desire; all acts are… — Hannah Arendt
- The new always happens against the overwhelming odds of statistical laws and their probability, which for all practical, everyday purposes amounts to… — Hannah Arendt
- Where all are guilty, no one is; confessions of collective guilt are the best possible safeguard against the discovery of culprits, and… — Hannah Arendt
- We have almost succeeded in leveling all human activities to the common denominator of securing the necessities of life and providing for… — Hannah Arendt
- I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or… — Pietro Aretino
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- The spirit of Ubuntu, that once led Haiti to emerge as the first independent black nation in 1804, helped Venezuela, Colombia and… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- A friend to all is a friend to none. — Aristotle