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- My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under…
- Not many people in this world are as lucky as I've been. ... All this time I've been paid to say what is on my…
- I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
- Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
- I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More
- Love is more pleasant once you get out of your twenties. It doesn't hurt all the time.
- My advice is not to wait to be struck by an idea. If you're a writer, you sit down and damn well decide to have…
- We're all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of lonliness. We need each other and we need to get away from each…
- I never get over feeling bad about tearing open a beautifully wrapped present. It takes ten seconds to destroy a work of art that took…
- It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game—except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important.
- Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.
- I mean, the notion that we must love everything in this country or get out and go someplace else is ridiculous. I mean, if you…
- The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
- I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.
- Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
- I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out…
- Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next year and we'll all agree not to go…
- I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's…
- I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return…
- Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there…
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- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- I wanted to get back to my style of 20 years ago after a long period of exploring horror and fantasy themes. — Dario Argento
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle
- Most people would rather give than get affection. — Aristotle
- The faces I see in the modeling industry can get dull. — Kevyn Aucoin
- Get this in mind early: We never grow up. — Richard Bach
- The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. — Richard Bach
- I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am today. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- The riskiest thing you can do is get greedy. — Lance Armstrong
- If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on. — Lance Armstrong
- I still don't get golf. — Lance Armstrong