"My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew……" — Andy Rooney

More April Quotes

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• In April 1991, after the Gulf war, Iraq was given 15 days to provide a full and final declaration of… — Tony Blair
• April is a promise that May is bound to keep. — Hal Borland
• Oh, to be in England now that April's there. — Robert Browning
• There is no glory in star or blossom till looked upon by a loving eye; There is no fragrance in… — William C. Bryant
• I started this charity, Fashion for Relief, in 2005, after Hurricane Katrina happened. New Orleans was actually the first place… — Naomi Campbell
• I gave birth to my first son in April 1986. I thought it would be a good goal to get… — Kim Alexis
• Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May; but at length the season of summer… — Thomas Carlyle
• In April 2006, a Dutch court ordered that I leave my safe-home that I was renting from the State. The… — Ayaan Hirsi Ali
• "I call them april babies cause they fools" — Lil Wayne
• The peoples of Islam will always be closer to us than, for example, France. (2nd April 1945) — Adolf Hitler
• With the defeat of the Reich and pending the emergence of the Asiatic, the African and, perhaps, the South American… — Adolf Hitler
• Oh, how this spring of love resembleth, The uncertain glory of an April day, Which now shows all beauty of… — William Shakespeare

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