Softener Quotes

3 quotes by 3 authors

• My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under… — Andy Rooney
• Life would be fabric-softener, tuna-salad-on-white, PTA-meeting normal. — Augusten Burroughs
• Life -with or without softener- is hard. — Melchor Lim

Who Wrote These Softener Quotes

3 authors contributed a total of 3 Softener Quotes as follows:

• 1 Softener Quote by Andy Rooney
• 1 Softener Quote by Augusten Burroughs
• 1 Softener Quote by Melchor Lim