Fabric Softener Quotes

2 Fabric Softener quotes by 2 unique authors

• My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under… — Andy Rooney
• Life would be fabric-softener, tuna-salad-on-white, PTA-meeting normal. — Augusten Burroughs

Who Wrote These Fabric Softener Quotes

2 authors contributed a total of 2 Fabric Softener Quotes as follows:

• 1 Fabric Softener Quote by Augusten Burroughs
• 1 Fabric Softener Quote by Andy Rooney