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Me Quotes by Andy Rooney
- I've learned... that just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.
- Why am I an atheist? I ask you: Why is anybody not an atheist? Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with…
- Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How…
- My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under…
- I've learned... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an…
- I've learned... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
- I know a lot of you believe that most people in the news business are liberal. Let me tell you, I know a lot of…
- I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs…
- I think Dan [Rather] is transparently liberal. Now he may not like to hear me say that. I always agree with him, too. But I think he should…
- When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer…
- When I write, I use an Underwood #5 made in 1920. Someone gave me an electric typewriter, but there's no use pretending you can use…
- I never understood retirement. What is the attraction of retirement? I go down there to Florida and look around and I said, my God, who…
- I just sat there looking at television, sort of dumb and thought how horrible it was. I had -- the grand aspects of it did…
- I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time…
- When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
- I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.
- I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out…
- My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.
More Me Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale