All Andy Rooney Quotes
- Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head. Doe
- The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should… Disease
- All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. All
- Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot… Boy
- We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones. All
- Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer. Powerful
- Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of… America
- A writer's job is to tell the truth. Inspirational
- Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens. Anyone
- Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie? Caught
- I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran. Arms
- Nothing in fine print is ever good news. Ever Good
- Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that… Classroom
- My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along. Along
- The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians. Inspirational
- When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. Aged
- As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book. Book
- I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me. Inspirational
- The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men. Always Tries
- The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means. Curling