Best Andy Rooney Lines
- If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. Happiness
- Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be… Computer
- The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Animal
- People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. Accept
- Elephants and grandchildren never forget. Elephants
- The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. Anytime
- I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time… Arranged
- Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter. Health
- If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. Dog
- Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens. Depends
- I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you. Age
- It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone. Age
- Death is a distant rumor to the young. Death
- We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers. Boss
- The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad… Blessed
- Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head. Doe
- The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should… Disease
- All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. All
- Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot… Boy
- We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones. All
- Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer. Powerful
- Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of… America
- A writer's job is to tell the truth. Inspirational
- Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens. Anyone
- Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie? Caught
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