All Andy Rooney Quotes
- Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef. Advice
- My advice is not to wait to be struck by an idea. If you're a writer, you sit down and damn well decide to have… Advice
- Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated. Anything Infants
- I can't choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it. Choose
- We're all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of lonliness. We need each other and we need to get away from each… All
- I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off Letters
- I've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved. Appreciated
- The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete. Adaptability
- I never get over feeling bad about tearing open a beautifully wrapped present. It takes ten seconds to destroy a work of art that took… Accomplish
- It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often and that passes for good on television. Badly
- Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the airplane? Airplane
- Democrats believe people are basically good but must be saved from themselves by the government. Republicans believe people are basically bad but they'll be okay… Alone
- Being kind is more important than being right. Important
- Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves. All
- Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere in… Back Door
- Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others Age
- By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable Comfortable
- Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. Fat
- People like to say, "You're only as old as you feel," but it isn't true. It's just something old people say to make themselves feel… Age
- It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game—except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important. All
- Art is a by-product of an honest and successful attempt to do something well. Art
- I like animals who trust people. Animal
- We aren't consistent in our treatment of animals. Animal
- In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book. All
- Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything. Inspirational