Quote by Augusten Burroughs Download Open image ““You know, American alcoholics are pretty fucking hard to insult.”” — Augusten Burroughs ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“What the eff are you two alcoholics talking about? You're all hovering over each other like you're plotting to take over the world. You… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
They're like ''You're an alcoholic.'' I go ''No, I'm not.'' and then-apparently that's what alcoholics say too, you know? — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
“But one of the many problems with being an alcoholic is that when people tell you how bad you are when you’re drunk, you’re… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“I am an alcoholic. I’m the first to admit that. I can’t drink at all. One drink is too many and a thousand’s not… — Donna Tartt Copy Share Image
“I was never educated on the topic of alcoholism. I had to go through it, to understand it” — Jim Serger Copy Share Image
“I'm not saying I'm an Alcoholic, but I do have prescription shot glasses” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“ You're wrong , I want to say. I'm exactly like you . But I can't. The fact is, alcoholics have programs, steps to… — A.G. Howard Copy Share Image
“I'm not an alcoholic, I am freedom fighter against the teetotal taliban.” — Al Murray Copy Share Image
“Oh, because you’re an alcoholic.” Only when I heard those words did it filter through my own denial. Only then did I gain understanding.” — David W Earle Copy Share Image
“but I’m still the child of an abusive alcoholic and we don’t make great parent material.” — Lisa Gardner Copy Share Image
“If I am this capable of loving an alcoholic so much, imagine how awesome I could be at loving myself.” — Grace W. Wroldson Copy Share Image
There is nothing about myself that I wouldn't reveal or write about. I don't care how horrendous or ridiculous I may appear in person… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Like every child, I adored her. Until I formed a brain and got to know her. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“You must hang onto the scraps of the bucking moment as if your sanity and life depended on it - because actually they do.” — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Real optimism is not the pep talk you give yourself. It is earned through the labor involved in emotional housekeeping. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
If you hate your life, you haven't' seen enough of it. If you hate your life, it's because your life is too small and… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I think writers tend to be experience junkies, and I think they also tend to want to be on the outside looking in. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I think part of the reason I'm attracted to Foster is because he's such a mess. I mean, the people I have loved in… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“On typical days, (dust) is simply irritating. On Roid Rage days, it made me want to stomp down to the highway, pull drivers out… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“Nothing surprises me now," I tell him. I am stoic. I am Joan of Arc, with liver damage and an unused penis.” — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
