Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

People keep asking "Jacob or Edward?" when the really important question is "Diamond Dave or Sammy?

— Ysabeau S. Wilce

The guys at Team Alpha Male, they're my friends. I have a lot of respect for those guys.

— Colby Covington

“Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother,Jacob?" she asked cutting me off. "His name is 'Shut the hell up'.”

— Stephenie Meyer

Whatever team I go to, I'm going to give them everything, show them the type of character that I am because, like I said,…

— Josh Allen

I went to drama school with John Schwarz and Mike's his younger brother, so he tends to just hang out, that's it. So we're…

— Sam Worthington

So what's your team called?" asked Kate, twisting her legs into a pretzel-like configuration, "We're called the Winmates because we're inmates who win." Kate…

— Trenton Lee Stewart

I've got a theory with each character I play. Regardless of the actions that they do, I, as Jake, have to like these people.…

— Jake Johnson

For me, I've been a part of a super-team in Team Alpha Male for so much of my career.

— Joseph Benavidez

At some point I got sick of people calling me Bonzo junior. But now that I'm older and wiser, I'm just honored to be…

— Jason Bonham

I know who I am and what kind of teammate I've always been.

— Dwight Howard

I've got great relationships with all of my teammates regardless of who it is.

— DeAndre Jordan

“Overprotective isn't he?' Jacob said, talking just to me. 'A little trouble makes life fun. Let me guess, you're not allowed to have fun,…

— Stephenie Meyer