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Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but at the…

— Stephen Wright

You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so…

— Steven Wright

I lost feeling for about five seconds. Everything. Head to toe. Times ten. You just sit there in no control. I was in no…

— Tyson Kidd

Do you know how you felt when you would lean all the way back in a chair, and just before you were about to…

— Richard Pryor

The only thing worse than feeling that you are going to die is the realization that you probably won't.

— Linda Greenlaw

You can be strapped to the most stable chair and still feel the world give way beneath you.

— Jodi Picoult

I'm not sure I always feel like I'm in the seat. Sometimes I'm only holding on by one hand and flying out behind the…

— David Morse

There's no worse feeling than being in front of a guy with six-pack abs, muscles popping out of his shoulders, veins popping out of…

— Jon Jones

When you lift off, the pressure is supposed to be maximum. But actually, it was very benign. Very enjoyable. But as soon as the…

— Kalpana Chawla

When you've just done it, you're not sure. But when you've sat with it for a couple of hours and you don't want to…

— Damien Hirst

The closer you are to death, the more alive you feel.

— Anonymous

This feeling is not unlike the sinking in one's stomach when one is in an elevator that suddenly goes down, or when you are…

— Anonymous