Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “The other day at radio shack a manager was giving out dead batteries free of charge” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Management
In the early 1980s, I got into a war with my management - they just kept on sueing me and I lost everything. So… — Meat Loaf Copy Share Image
Wilson: Did you know your phone is dead? Do you ever recharge the batteries? House: They recharge? I just keep buying new phones. — House MD Copy Share Image
“Do not short-circuit a battery or allow metallic conductive objects to contact battery terminals. Replace the battery only with another battery that has been qualified with the system per this standard, IEEE-Std-1725-200x. Use of an unqualified battery may present a risk of fire, explosion, leakage or other hazard. Promptly dispose of used batteries in accordance with local regulations.” — Amazon Copy Share
I wish my phone never ran out of battery and my fridge never ran out of food. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It’s like your batteries get low, and you need to charge them on someone else’s story. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Dear Phone, Maybe if you didn't light up so many damn times telling me you had a low battery, you wouldn't have died so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sad that my childhood came just slightly before the lithium-ion-battery boom, because I would've killed for the cheap radio-controlled helicopters they have now. — Randall Munroe Copy Share Image
“I borrowed a hammer and the garage and disposed of both phones. I was pretty sure that I could have just pulled the batteries,… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
People are not like batteries - Dont plug them in, use them up and then throw them out. ~Jordan Blake Michiels~ — Jordan Blake Michiels Copy Share
“At the end of the day if you've managed to save some battery in your smartphone then you either have answer to world's power… — Subhasis Das Copy Share Image
Every person I talk to has a story about how their smoke alarm went off or woke them up with a battery beeping. So… — Tony Fadell Copy Share Image
I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger. :') — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image