Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “The arwquard moment when you walk into McDonald's and ask for a salad” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Time
Going to mcdonalds for a salad is like going to a prossitute for a hug — Zane Raymond Copy Share Image
Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute and asking them for a hug. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“...in a world where McDonald's now sells salads with low-fat dressing, anything is possible.” — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
The great thing about McDonald's is that they have a lot of different things on the menu. I love their salads. — Beyonce Knowles Copy Share Image
“8:58 We go to McDonald's. The woman in front of me in line spends more than five seconds contemplating her order. This infuriates me,… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
When McDonald's opened up in Moscow - I happened to be there when it opened and wandered in. And the Russians were queuing three… — John Gimlette Copy Share Image
All I know is that when I needed McDonald's , McDonald’s was there for me. — James Franco Copy Share Image
I remember going to McDonald's for the first time probably when I was in college. And then I remember going and visiting a friend… — John Lee Hancock Copy Share Image
It drives people nuts that I take them to McDonald's all the time. — Kenneth C. Griffin Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
