Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

I have to pay attention to work on the weekends and always have my iPhone with me, but I don't mind.

— Jill Abramson

I believe welfare makes you lazy and unproductive.

— Charles Evers

I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!

— Anonymous

Hey, hey, the working man, the working man like me. I ain't never been on welfare, that's one place I won't be.

— Merle Haggard

I'm actually really lazy. I tell myself, "Okay, you work six months out of the year and you have to get up at 4…

— Liana Liberato

I do the news on 'The Rickey Smiley Morning Show,' I talk about how many millions of Americans are unemployed. And so I thank…

— Eva Marcille

I get up every day and work, regardless of if I have a job or not.

— Christian Kane

I spend more time per day on my phone than should be legal for any human.

— Angela Scanlon

I get paid to work; I don't pay to work.

— Carmen Kass

If I was a parent or a kid, I would need a cell phone, and those things are invaluable, but my kids are out…

— Pico Iyer

People say that they can't leave their homes without their phones; well, I can.

— Prateik Babbar

We need to make sure that people are progressively better off in work than they would be on welfare.

— Grant Shapps