Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Sometimes I get my wife and my GPS mixed up...they both tell me what to do every 30 feet.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Marriage
The people talking on their cell phone and following GPS instructions to where grandma's house is saying I don't need space - excuse me,… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
The people who've been through what you're currently going through; are your GPS. Use them, to help you navigate through your current situation. — London Mond Copy Share Image
Sometimes you will not be able to see where you are going; every step will seem uncertain. But know that as long as you… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every day, getting up early in the morning before much traffic, my wife takes me 10 miles from home, drops me off, and I… — George Foreman Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's necessary to go a long distance out of the way in order to come back a short distance correctly. — Edward Albee Copy Share Image
You don't need direction if you have no clear destination!!! God is your best GPS To the greatest destination, that you should ever be — Larry J Cowell Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image