Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.

— Anonymous

Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply

— Anonymous

Sex is like math you add the bed subtract the cloths divide your legs and pray you wont multiply!!!!

— Anonymous

Sex is like maths, subtract clothes add bed divied legs and pray you don't multiply :D

— Anonymous

“Sex is like math: Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don’t mult—”

— Sanchez Alex

“Sex is like math. add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, and hope you don't multiply." Yannie-gator46”

— Yannie-gator46

Lets do math...add the bed subtract the clothes!

— Anonymous

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Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.

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