Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Self-Checkout lanes were invented by a guy who was sent out to buy tampons.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
Our grocery store now has self-checkout, for your convenience. It's like getting punched in the throat, for your comfort. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Dear inventors of Tampons, How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even Solon Gregg was finding it hard to speak to a woman who had just paid hard cash for tampons and on her face… — Lewis Nordan Copy Share Image
Is there a reason there's not a tampon dispenser in the West Wing basement?" And it was like, "No." Nobody had really just ever… — Alyssa Mastromonaco Copy Share Image
Dear inventor of tampons, How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone ? (o_O) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!" — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
“But it has perks -- personal pride, financial security, and the feeling of accomplishment and control that comes when you just swap in a… — Kelly Williams Brown Copy Share Image
Wheres the best place for a man to put his checkbook? In his purse right next to his tampons. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We human girls can be persuaded to do ANYTHING. Just yesterday I said I would never ever wear a tampon, and, well what do… — Jeanie Wilding Copy Share Image
Tampons. I’m constantly worrying about my stash and if I’ll be able to find more. — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
