Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

My biggest fear is the ocean. It's a great big, powerful sea toilet.

— Alex Borstein

THAT awkward moment when you are the first one to wake up at your friends house and too scared to use the bathroom because…

— Robert Gray

Waking up in the middle of the night and the hallway is suddenly the most terrifying place in the world.

— Anonymous

My life flushed before my eyes! - a toilet after a near-death experience

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm very scared of water. When you don't see the water... I imagine monsters - stupid things.

— Eva Green

I saw something that reminded me of you... but then I flushed the toilet.

— Don Raj

When you're working on a lake and it's dark and cold out and you can't see what's underwater, it is freaking scary!

— Jessica Szohr

Every time I flush the toilet, I literally see my shit spiraling out of control.

— Nikhil Saluja

One of the most scariest thing in life, is when you come to realization that the only thing that can save you is yourself!

— Demi Lovato

That awkward moment when you wake up in the middle of the night and that hallway is suddenly the most terrifying thing in the…

— Anonymous

Freak people out in public restrooms by saying come in when they knock on the stall door.

— Nikhil Saluja

The scariest thing of all is never knowing what you're suddenly going to believe.

— Neal Shusterman