Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Next time you answer a blocked phone number talk like this. Jim's Whore House, you got the doe, we got the hoe.

— SHEYA

Now tell them hoes that I'm busy, tell them hoes that I'm ballin.' I done fucking ain't answered once now why does ho keep…

— Meek Mill

Man these hoes problems. So I fuck 'em, never call'em.

— Tyga

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: 'Local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?'

— Anonymous

Bitch don't call him if you ain't 'bout to ho. Bitch don't call him if you ain't 'bout the dough.

— Kreayshawn

“Russell turned his head and said to me, “Say hello to Jimmy Hoffa.” Then Russ handed me the phone. I reached for the phone…

— Charles Brandt

Fuck bitches get hoes

— Anonymous

I come correct in full effect have all my hoes in check and before I get the butt the jim must be erect.

— A Tribe Called Quest

Soon as we get the ass, we start callin em hoes.

— Drake

I got hoes for days. These hoes know the game.

— Travis Porter

Hoes were jealous, but wouldn't admit it. Talk shit, and deny to everyone that they did it.

— Immortal Technique

“I see. Is Jim with you now?” “Yes, he is. We’re having rough sex. You’re interrupting. “What are you doing here?” “Looking for Jim…

— Ilona Andrews