Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

I dont think I can ever stab someone. lets be honest I can barely get the straw in the CAPRI SUN

— Ana 13

I don't think I could ever stab anyone... I mean lets be honest... I can barley get the straw though a Capri Sun.

— James

I dont thik I could ever stab someone I mean lets be honest I can barely get the the straw in the capri sun

— Unknow

I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at a Capri Sun.

— Daniel Tosh

No one's tried to stab me. That's cool. I enjoy not being stabbed.

— Darren Criss

If you have done a lot for someone and they stab you in the back, take that knife out and stab them even harder.

— Christopher Ford

Take a sip from the cup of death... And when you're shaking my right hand, I'll stab you with the left.

— Ol' Dirty Bastard

I stab people

— Me

“Ugh, I swear I'd rather stab myself in the eye with a spoon repeatedly than be nice to some idiot, which means pretty much…

— Quinn Loftis

If you let someone stab you in the back enough times, eventually you will bleed to death.

— Nikhil Saluja

I've stabbed two people with a fork today. What's wrong with me?

— Patrick Carman

I'm going to stab you through the heart with the same blade... not for the good of the world... but for myself

— Kaori Yuki