Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Have u ever smashed a girl who's stomach lookd like balld up homework” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
That moment you see a girl you could've smashed looking good but blew it by being an asshole — John Vercetti Copy Share Image
Never do what I did, my friend Chelsea threw a hard piece of ice at my nose so I punched her in the head — Shay Copy Share Image
I broke my nose in gym when a ball hit me. I took a girl to her debutante ball the next week wearing a… — Wentworth Miller Copy Share Image
I got tackled once in a movie theater. I was with my mom and brother, and then suddenly I got hit from behind and… — Scott Wolf Copy Share Image
I'm very clumsy, so there's been a lot of times I've tripped in front of girls I'm in love with, or spilled food all… — Prince Royce Copy Share Image
My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High. The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy. I smacked… — Eminem Copy Share Image
This big fat woman bumped me on the floor, she was rarin' to go, she was rarin' to go. Then she did a dip,… — Joe Tex Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
