Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Got in a wreck with a smart car today, its totaled. My bike is fine though.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
In Kolkata, I had two bikes till I had an accident and had to give them up. — Koena Mitra Copy Share Image
The bike went up in the air and landed on my back. It broke my neck, smashed my collarbone and splinters of bone severed… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I've wrecked my fair share of cars. I've had my fair share of injuries. If you put too much focus on it or you… — Justin Allgaier Copy Share Image
Ever bike? Now that's something that makes life worth living!...Oh, to just grip your handlebars and lay down to it, and go ripping and… — Jack London Copy Share Image
Just because you have a motorcycle doesnt mean you have to drive like an idiot, know what I mean??!??? — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
Oh my god, I never want to hurt a bike. That's the last thing I want to do, precious little bikes. — Rob Ford Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
