Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Don't be racist! Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican...

— Master

Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.

— Anonymous

Mario Kart skills are outrageous. Play me any day and I'll be the best racist.

— Asher Roth

Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist…

— Thom Yorke

Mario you are a great chef but you look like a homeless James Gandolfini.

— Jim Norton

I don't want to be considered 'the Latino rapper.

— Big Pun

Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like hes worked out in his lifeYet he knows what…

— Jersey Shore

I don't think Italy is a racist country, because there are so many immigrants.

— Gennaro Gattuso

I like to consider myself an actor who just happens to be Hispanic

— Mario Lopez

I'm a first-generation Japanese immigrant.

— Hiro Murai

It's funny, because I've never thought of myself as a Hispanic actor, like in 'American Gangster,' I'm playing an Italian. I've always been fortunate…

— Yul Vazquez

I'm an average American. As I joke, I'm the average Mexican American Jewish Italian mayor of the most diverse city in the world.

— Eric Garcetti