Eggs Quote by Anonymous

“His mustache was steely gray, trimmed to the textbook profile of the top half of a hamburger bun. I will not be fucked with,…

— Cara McKenna

“Looks?” the skull said. “Who cares about that? It’s superficial. Outward appearance doesn’t interest me at all. Why do you think I hang around…

— Jonathan Stroud

He...boasted an unassuming mustache, which was perched atop his upper lip cautiously, as though it were slightly embarrassed to be there and would like…

— Gail Carriger

What are you doing in there, waxing your mustache?” Iggy yelled, pounding on the bathroom door. I yanked the door open and pushed him…

— James Patterson

“I have a mustache like a squirrel and you just ran over my face.”

— Jarod Kintz

“That being said, I will throw on the occasional false mustache.”

— It Books

“Right now I have a milk mustache. I grew it on a cattle ranch, and then glued it to my face.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The story goes like this," he said. "We were having dinner together, you and I. As we do from time to time. It was…

— Laini Taylor

“What happened to your hair?” “I cut it off, brother,” said Egg. “I didn’t want to look like you.”

— GEORGE R. R. MARTIN

“Petey, when I undress you with my eyes, I get blinded by that fluorescent orange crab-trap you call your bush and immediately dress you…

— J.F. Smith

“raised a bite of eggs in a mock toast. “That’s my brother. He may be an asshole but he’s an asshole with flare.”

— Adrienne Wilder

“People call me “Mustache,” because I have an eyebrow on my upper lip. When I close my lips it’s like a wink and a…

— Jarod Kintz