“Uncle Vernon made another funny noise, like a mouse being trodden on.” — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Dumbledore raised his finger for silence, a silence which fell as though he had struck Uncle Vernon dumb. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Released Stan Shunpike yet?” Scrimgeour turned a nasty purple color highly reminiscent of Uncle Vernon.” — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Uncle Vernon, Aunt Petunia, and Dudley were Harry’s only living relatives. They were Muggles who hated and despised magic in any form,… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Oh, these people's minds work in strange ways, Petunia, they're not like you and me," said Uncle Vernon, trying to knock in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Ministry of magic?' bellowed Uncle Vernon. 'People like you in government? Oh this explains everything, everything, no wonder the country's going to… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Uncle Vernon: What were you doing under our window, boy? Harry Potter: Listening to the news. Uncle Vernon: Listening to the news!… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
The fridge had been emptied of all Dudley’s favorite things — fizzy drinks and cakes, chocolate bars and burgers — and filled… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“For years, Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon had hoped that if they kept Harry as downtrodden as possible, they would be able… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I AM NOT PAYING FOR SOME CRACKPOT OLD FOOL TO TEACH HIM MAGIC TRICKS!" yelled Uncle Vernon. Hagrid seized his pink umbrella… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I only wanted Uncle Vernon standing by his own car (a Hudson) on a clear day, I got him and the car.… — Lee Friedlander Copy Share Image
“I AM NOT PAYING FOR SOME CRACKPOT OLD FOOL TO TEACH HIM MAGIC TRICKS!" yelled Uncle Vernon. But he had finally gone… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
He [Uncle Vernon] held up the envelope in which Mrs. Weasley’s letter had come, and Harry had to fight down a laugh.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And do I look like the kind of man that can be intimidated?" barked Uncle Vernon. "Well..." said Moody, pushing back his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had a dream about a motorcycle," said Harry, remembering suddenly. "It was flying." Uncle Vernon nearly crashed into the car in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They heard the click of the mail slot and flop of letters on the doormat. "Get the mail, Dudley," said Uncle Vernon… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
What's that?" he snarled, staring at the envelope Harry was still clutching in his hand. "If it's another form for me to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Harry looked up at his uncle and felt a mixture of exasperation and amusement. Vernon Dursley had been changing his mind every… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Dudley had been accepted at Uncle Vernon's old private school, Smeltings...Harry, on the other hand, was going to Stonewall High, the local… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
That evening, Dudley paraded around the living room for the family in his brand new uniform...As he looked at Dudley in his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Uncle Vernon rounded on Harry. “And you ?” “I’ll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I’m not there,” said… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Perhaps we should wait outside in the hall, Dedalus,” murmured Hestia. She clearly felt that it would be tactless for them to… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Not for the first time, an argument had broken out over breakfast at number four, Privet Drive. Mr. Vernon Dursley had been… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Now come on, we’re off.” He marched out of the room. They heard the front door open, but Dudley did not move… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Perhaps we should wait outside in the hall, Dedalus,” murmured Hestia. She clearly felt that it would be tactless for them to… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Are you threatening me, sir?” he said, so loudly that passersby actually turned to stare. “Yes, I am,” said Mad-Eye, who seemed… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“You know how to drive, I take it?” he asked Uncle Vernon politely. “Know how to—? Of course I ruddy well know… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Harry took a deep, steadying breath and then said, “Okay, I can’t see the World Cup. Can I go now, then? Only… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They run off eckeltricity, do they?" he said knowledgeably. "Ah yes, I can see the plugs. I collect plugs," he added to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some bloke came up to me in Tesco a couple of years ago at 11:30 pm and said: 'Excuse me, would you… — Richard Griffiths Copy Share Image
“Good day to you, Harry Potter’s relatives!” said Dedalus happily, striding into the living room. The Dursleys did not look at all… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
![“He [Uncle Vernon] held up the envelope in which Mrs. Weasley’s letter had come, and Harry had to fight down a laugh. Every bit of it was covered in stamps except for a square inch on the front, into which Mrs. Weasley had squeezed the Dursleys’ address in minute writing. “She did put enough stamps…” quote by Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/04f/anonymous-1_addresses_he-uncle-vernon-held-up-the-envelope-in_1004392.jpg)
