Hair Quote by Cara McKenna

“He sneers so regularly that I suspect he shaves his mustache only to spare his nose the whisker burn.”

— Meredith Duran

“His mustache made two curved lines around the sides of his mouth like parentheses, as if everything he might say would be very quiet,…

— Barbara Kingsolver

“Norm was lean, his short, straight black hair parted on the side, his mustache trimmed like he’d never heard of Adolf Hitler.”

— Jane Sunday

“I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He…

— Jarod Kintz

“I don’t just have one mustache, I have two. You can hardly notice them, though, because I wear them in place of my eyebrows,…

— Jarod Kintz

“Right now I have a milk mustache. I grew it on a cattle ranch, and then glued it to my face.”

— Jarod Kintz

He...boasted an unassuming mustache, which was perched atop his upper lip cautiously, as though it were slightly embarrassed to be there and would like…

— Gail Carriger

“That being said, I will throw on the occasional false mustache.”

— It Books

“I have half a mustache. It was a gift from my father, who bought one with a Buy One Mustache, Get One Half Off…

— Jarod Kintz

“I have a mustache like a squirrel and you just ran over my face.”

— Jarod Kintz

“He stood there as I walked on. Never trust a man with a perfectly-trimmed mustache …”

— Charles Bukowski

“The story goes like this," he said. "We were having dinner together, you and I. As we do from time to time. It was…

— Laini Taylor