Quote by Adrienne Wilder

“My bad brother. I won't apologize that it happened, hell fucking no, best breakfast I've ever had”

— Harper Sloan

“and he wreaked havoc among the buttered toast as he said it.”

— Isaac Asimov

“I didn't even get to dip my toast in runny egg. "Spark, I'm gonna kill you." Uh-oh.”

— Al K. Line

“Molly was a helluva nice girl, but her fried eggs looked like broiled assholes.”

— Stephen King

“I’m glad scrambled eggs don’t have lips, because when I’m grinning over a hearty breakfast, it would really freak me out to see my…

— Jarod Kintz

“My attention was like cooking butter, not spreadable at the best of times. And when it was spreadable, it could destroy your toast by…

— Shoeburn Ruffet

“Can I make you some breakfast? Do you like your eggs sunny side up?” “I’m going to start feeling spoiled if you keep up…

— Shawn Kirsten Maravel

“Now at the breakfast table, watching him eat my toast, "Don't take no for an answer" seemed like the attitude of a privileged guy…

— E. Lockhart

“The plate is happy but the toast hasn't slept well and is seeking revenge. ”

— Edward Monkton

“He was as indignant and irritated as if he had been served a veal cutlet with an egg perched on it.”

— Rex Stout

“The dude sits up, groaning and rubbing his head. Then he says, in a perfectly normal American accent, “The fuck is wrong with you…

— Lila Monroe

“Cromwell raised a brow. "You can't even boil an egg, son." He paused. "Or toast bread without burning it." I couldn't help it, I…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout