“The afterlife is what you want it to be. Not what you wish it was when you are alive, but what you… — Al K. Line Afterlife Copy Share Image
“Be fair Ven, it's like wearing a blue wig and then saying don't look at my hair. It's one of those things… — Al K. Line Big guy Copy Share Image
“Poor things were laden down and they were only youngsters. When I went to school at their age we had a couple… — Al K. Line Books Copy Share Image
“Sasha was, without doubt, the worst driver in the history of motoring. She refused to acknowledge other vehicles, believed stop lights were… — Al K. Line Driver Copy Share Image
“I leaned over the counter and planted a wet one right on her cheek.” — Al K. Line Planted Copy Share Image
“I didn't even get to dip my toast in runny egg. "Spark, I'm gonna kill you." Uh-oh.” — Al K. Line Toast Copy Share Image
