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“Christmas Tip: This Christmas instead of gifting your fat girlfriend…” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“Christmas Tip: This Christmas instead of gifting your fat girlfriend a weighing scale, try gifting her a handsome fitness trainer and watch the results. Merry Christmas.”

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