Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea. If you add commas.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and a woodpecker,… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
The thing I can't resist is a pork pie. That's my idea of a lovely treat. — Delia Smith Copy Share Image
Give everyone a chance to have a piece of the pie. If the pie's not big enough, make a bigger pie. — Dave Thomas Copy Share Image
I'm not sure I'd write a good cookbook, but I might make a good cooking show. — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
I dont think a really good pie can be made without a dozen or so children peeking over your shoulder as you stoop to… — John Gould Copy Share Image
I'm not trying to take more of the pie for myself. I'm trying to make the pie larger for everyone. — Dean Karnazes Copy Share Image
We've done some stand-alone cookbooks that have been very successful, like 'Great Curries,' 'Perfect Pies,' 'Meat Feasts,' so why not 'Chicken & Egg?' — Dave Myers Copy Share Image
If you're going to have a piece of pie, have it. I love pecan pie - but it won't be with ice cream; it… — David Kirsch Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
