Little people Quote by Andy Weir

“You don’t expect J. Worthalot Richbastard III to clean his own toilet, do you?”

— Andy Weir

“I don't like a clever toilet looking at our butts.”

— Emma Donoghue

“The man with two plungers for hands never wipes his ass, but he also never clogs up a toilet either.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The best poops clean wipe!”

— Steven Magee

“You kids today don’t understand. You go into the stalls, and you sit on the toilets, and you read your comic books. But you…

— Beth Labonte

“Yeah, kids who trash bathrooms. Maybe those kids are matter more than even the good little ones who sit in the front row and…

— Anthony Breznican

“There are some things people see in toilets that they wish they hadn’t. What Trevor Hawkins sees might even cost him his life.”

— Rob Johnson

“I’m almost afraid to tell you. Let’s put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.”

— Elle Lothlorien

“If he isn't clean now, I don't know what clean is!”

— Anne McCaffrey

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

— Kami Garcia

“be sick or anything make sure you make it to the toilet.”

— Madison Grace

“Any outfit that can’t figure out clean toilets and decent theming on its own can’t benefit from my advice.”

— Cory Doctorow