Seventeen Quote by Amy Schumer Download Open image “Song "Sixteen Going on Seventeen" is actually about syphilis.” — Amy Schumer ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Seventeen Sixteen Song Syphilis
Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“If you’re looking for sympathy, it’s between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.” — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
“You want sympathy, you can find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Are you looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis” — Thomas Harris Copy Share Image
“You know what they say about sympathy...it's in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.” — D.W. Wilson Copy Share Image
One day soon you will meet a man, and he will rise like a phoenix from the ashes, and it is my greatest hope… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Perhaps more than any other disease before or since, syphilis in early modern Europe provoked the kind of widespread moral panic that AIDS revived… — Peter Lewis Allen Copy Share Image
“You have more zeal than good taste, Martín. The disease afflicting you has a name, and that is Grand Guignol : it does to… — Carlos Ruiz Zafón Copy Share Image
“No matter where you go, no matter what you touch, there is cancer and syphilis. It is written in the sky; it flames and… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
“After a lie truth bursts out, and it is no longer the radiant and serene goddess knew or hoped for—it is a disease, it… — James Stephens Copy Share Image
“A Virgin Cure? It's a lie of the most terrible and monstrous sort." pg. 121 "In 1871, under common law, the age of consent was 10 years of age. (In Delaware it was seven.) The young girls of New York understood (for better or for worse) the value of declaring themselves to be a palatable age to gentlemen. Twelve sounded… — Ami McKay Copy Share
I made out with a homeless guy by accident. I had no idea -- he was really tan, he had no shoes on. I… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
“... and left decimated. Not for myself, but for all the single women out there trying to date. I wanted to run to the… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard. — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.' — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Now every idiot from high school's like, 'I'm back!' We weren't supposed to meet again. Stop poking me and inviting me to your weird… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
My mom made me think I was gorgeous. When I was younger she was like, 'Look at you! You're an angel. You sparkle!' And… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and find the… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I don't feel any sense of competition at all, and that might be my naïveté, but I don't feel pitted against anyone at all. — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Let's all just follow the lead of Glamour, and join forces and lift each other up. — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I wrote when I was a young teen, but I didn't put an eye on the available markets until I was seventeen. The next… — Robert Reed Copy Share Image
My mom had very low expectations for me, and she really had a point. I was a big problem at seventeen. If I had… — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
By the time I was seventeen, I was on my way to Hollywood and didn't look back. My family is supportive now, but like… — Amber Heard Copy Share Image
When I was seventeen, I worked as a counsellor at a co-ed sleep-away camp for eight weeks. I loved it but it could be… — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
Every seventeen minutes in America, someone commits suicide. Mostly, I have been impressed by how little value our society puts on saving the lives… — Kay Redfield Jamison Copy Share Image
It was very unusual, because normally the producer requests the test to determine whether they want to hire someone or not. Olivia was concerned… — Randal Kleiser Copy Share Image
I remember being 12 or 13 and reading 'Seventeen' and 'CosmoGirl.' They were all about self-improvement. — Petra Collins Copy Share Image
Elle Fanning was fifteen when we started [The Neon Demon]. She turned seventeen during the shoot. Four weeks before Cannes, she turned eighteen. She… — Nicolas Winding Refn Copy Share Image
I'm not as concerned about me. What's happened to me has been great. I got five great kids. Seventeen grandchildren. — Joe Paterno Copy Share Image
How old are you? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks security guard] Is seventeen legal? — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
When a book is in its final stages, I've just got to be home, looking at it seventeen hours a day, and that's fine.… — Pam Houston Copy Share Image