Waiters Quote by Amor Towles

“Waiters and busboys flowed in and out of the kitchen, and walked on tightropes between the tables.”

— Robert Crais

“The world can be divided between people who can get a waiter’s attention and those who can’t.”

— Jonathan Carroll

“The restaurant, Bongiorno's, was bad and didn't know it. Everything was presented with a passive-aggressive flourish, as though we probably weren't savvy enough to…

— Jonathan Lethem

“Waiters are the help, dear. It's like falling in love with a blender!”

— Daniel Nayeri

When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."

— Henny Youngman

“The best part about being a waiter is all that waiting. Use that time wisely. Try making it as an actor.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The café was the last in the street, if not in all Paris, to lack both a juke-box and neon lighting – and to…

— John le Carré

“And then there is the waiter. Not pathetic-decidedly not comic. Never making one of those perfectly insignificant remarks which amaze you so coming from…

— Katherine Mansfield

“People tended to shop and frequent restaurants in their comfort-zone.”

— J.D. Robb

“The moral is, never be sorry for a waiter. Sometimes when you sit in a restaurant, still stuffing yourself half an hour after closing…

— George Orwell

“They sat in the cafes with their fresh faces and long lovely legs and waited for something outrageous to happen.”

— Paula McLain

“I never realized how much of the pleasure of dining out is watching people, otherwise it feels like ordering in with better utensils.”

— Emma McLaughlin