Quote by Robert Crais

“She watched through a slight mist a party of people who had just come into the restaurant, the movements of arms taking off overcoats,…

— Jean Rhys

“I went out to eat on a restaurant’s opening night. It was packed! I guess people heard I’d be dining there and came to…

— Jarod Kintz

“What people do at tables.” Strong hands held my legs apart. “Eating.”

— Kylie Scott

“Waiters are the help, dear. It's like falling in love with a blender!”

— Daniel Nayeri

“A ballet of nimble-footed waitresses moved among the tables”

— Beth Hoffman

“And the waiters? Like those of a Parisian café, the Piazza’s waiters could best be complimented as “efficient.” Accustomed”

— Amor Towles

“There I was, creeping down the sweet garbage alley to break into the restaurant….”

— Maureen Johnson

“I have a "Waiter, there's a hair in my soup" dance. It involves platform shoes, a mustache, and a hair net.”

— Jarod Kintz

“DINNER went off without a hitch up until the part where people actually sat down at the table and began to eat. After that…

— Stephen Osborne

“The world can be divided between people who can get a waiter’s attention and those who can’t.”

— Jonathan Carroll

When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."

— Henny Youngman

“Inside Metro Diner, we grab a table near the back. A waitress who clearly ate a water buffalo for breakfast waddles to our table.”

— Victoria Scott