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I don't really have any position to complain about my job. Yeah, every job has its moments like, "Ah, you know, it's… — John Darnielle Copy Share Image
A friend said to me, "I think the weather is trippy." I said, "No, man, it's not the weather that's trippy, perhaps… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I just—we were talking, and we fell asleep. I swear, we didn’t, um—’’ ‘‘Yeah, you’d better not have ummed. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Is there any chance you'd overthrow the tyrannical Beast Lord and his psychotic consort?" "Yeah, I want a vacation." -Kate & Curran… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I was talking to my friend and he said his girlfriend was mad at him. I said, "What happened?" He goes: "Well,… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
To be honest, I'm really into folk music, and I love Big Phony. I like Priscilla Ahn, and yeah, I really support… — Justin Chon Copy Share Image
It's weird to think I have fans now, so I appreciate all of the people that follow and support me - and… — Ryan Guzman Copy Share Image
Oh, yeah, I love DVD's. I don't have what you'd call an extensive collection, maybe a couple of hundred or so. But… — David Fincher Copy Share Image
All I really wanted to do was cuddle back under the blankets, maybe with a certain stuffed toy penguin I knew. Yeah,… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
[about her offer of a Swedish massage] Alex: You're not Swedish. Brittany: Yeah, well, neither are you. So if I do it… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
You have to be able to look back at your life and say, "Yeah, that was fun." — Sammy Davis, Jr Copy Share Image
The one who tried too hard, the outsider, the oddball. Yeah, that was me. — Idina Menzel Copy Share Image
There have been so many jokes, about sex and relationships on the "Brady Bunch" set. For some reason, tabloids picked up on… — Maureen McCormick Copy Share Image
In my downtime, for fun, I engage in philosophical internet debates. Yeah, I'm that guy. — Scott Clifton Copy Share Image
So many times I've encountered people who are just kind of like, 'Yeah, Nigeria,' and, you know, thump their chest and seem… — Helen Oyeyemi Copy Share Image
You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that people go,… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
My plant is probably dead." Camryn looks slightly surprised. "You have a plant?" I smile. "Yeah, her name's Georgia. — J.A. Redmerski Copy Share Image
It's grown into a personal relationship, yeah. I'm crazy about Jerry. I think he's a unique character. — Jon Voight Copy Share Image
So asking you to take a moonlit walk with me, that would totally not work?" "What?" Again that glare. "Go away. Stop… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
You've gotta be an outsider a little bit to shake yourself loose from the mill, the "machine." In order to even cut… — El-P Copy Share Image
They thought they were identifying a set of behaviours, but yeah, they just wanted to have an answer. — Chester Brown Copy Share Image
Yeah... I was a singer as a kid. I had a lot of stage fright, and what's happened with 'Idol,' it has… — Kara DioGuardi Copy Share Image