Computer Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon

I do know how to fire a machine gun, so be warned! I'm trained!

— Claire Danes

I don't know how to work the computer.

— Kathy Hilton

“the telemetrists began to use a computer to program the computer that designed the program for the computer that programmed the robot-controlling computer. There…

— Isaac Asimov

I shot me a nice deer, and I hung it on the den wall in my house. My neighbor comes over and he says,…

— Bill Engvall

My wife handles all of our technology. So if something goes wrong with the computer, I throw up my arms and step aside while…

— Ty Burrell

You could say I'm on the troubleshooting squad." "Troubleshooting?" He put a hand on the back of his waistband. "I see trouble and I…

— Karen Chance

The computer is really like a pencil, you know. It used to be. The pencil can do anything you want to, but you have…

— Massimo Vignelli

“Do you know what you sound like?' said Mrs. Oliver. 'A computer. You know. You're programming yourself. That's what they call it, isn't it?…

— Agatha Christie

“Is it a gun?" I ask. "Am I going to get shot again?" "Not today, smartass.”

— Gwen Cole

“It’ll turn me into a weapon,’ I say, my voice suddenly loud. ‘All you got to do is curl your hands into fists and…

— Daniel H. Wilson

“When I was a kid, they had a saying, 'to err is human but to really fuck it up takes a computer.’ ”

— Benjamin R. Smith

Now that we've got computers, you can pump up anything that anybody ever uttered.

— Dick Clark