Women Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 2

My Ex-Wife was very hot. She died in burning car.

— Nikhil Saluja

How we all always forget that there are more people helping the victims than those people creating the victims.

— Nikhil Saluja

She wanted to sign up as an organ donor, but all she had was a guitar.

— Nikhil Saluja

Remember the day I gave you my word, Yes I need them back.

— Nikhil Saluja

Laptop Speakers: Too quiet for music, too loud for porn.

— Nikhil Saluja

My mistakes always learn from me.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sukc my dikc, aoutocrrtc.

— Nikhil Saluja

I hate knowing that I care more about other people than other people will ever care about me

— Nikhil Saluja

She became a lifeguard at the beach and kept the buoys in line.

— Nikhil Saluja

I have learned there is little difference in husbands; you might as well keep the first.

— Nikhil Saluja

Adulterate: Full price at the movies

— Nikhil Saluja

Astronaut restaurant review from the moon: The food is fine but there's not much atmosphere.

— Nikhil Saluja

If her husband walks in while you're fucking her... ask him to join. You're already fucked anyways...

— Nikhil Saluja

I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier. Must be going through a tough period in her life.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes We ignore the obvious because we get too caught up in being hopeful.

— Nikhil Saluja

Imagine meeting someone who understood even the dustiest corners of your mixed up soul.

— Nikhil Saluja

A detective on the drug detail developed seizures. He is a narcoleptic.

— Nikhil Saluja

If two people are arguing & one person says, You know what... Just sit back & enjoy. Trust me that argument is…

— Nikhil Saluja

Armament: Hand I said, but ARMAMENT.

— Nikhil Saluja

Women speak 20000 words a day while men only speak 7000

— Nikhil Saluja

As the auto mechanic said to the Scoutmaster whose car horn was broken, Beep repaired.

— Nikhil Saluja

1813 Women have no rights. 1913 Women fight for some rights. 2013 Women are always fucking right.

— Nikhil Saluja

When I die I want to be be reincarnated as a Lizard. Just so I can finally hear a women say Oh…

— Nikhil Saluja

Some people are just so good at faking feelings.

— Nikhil Saluja

A relationship with God is the most important relationship you can have. Trust him and everything will always turn out fine.

— Nikhil Saluja