I identify more with women than with men. I guess I have a strong feminine side. — Lenny Kravitz Copy Share Image
I hate when there's no more toilet paper and I have to bother the person in the next stall to help wipe… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're talking about me behind my back you're in a pretty good position to kiss my ass! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which the husband knows when to remember and a wife knows what to forget; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Many a witty inspiration is like the surprising reunion of befriended thoughts after a long separation. — Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel Copy Share Image
Silence in love betrays more woe - Than words though ne'er so witty; A beggar that is dumb, you know, may challenge… — Walter Raleigh Copy Share Image
I would rather stay positive and get 50 percent good results, than stay negative and get 100 percent bad results! — Joyce Meyer Copy Share Image
Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
Lukewarm persons think they may accommodate points of religion by middle ways and witty reconcilements,--as if they would make an arbitrament between… — Francis Bacon Copy Share Image
You know what would be fun? To have a set of twins, name them Dumbo and Goofy and then just sit back… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When people talk like a hoe, dress like a hoe, walk like a hoe, act like a hoe, but get mad when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isn't it strange that a group of very intelligent individuals combined into a political party become collectively stupid? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, A temporary insanity curable by marriage or the removing of the patient from the influences under which he or she incurred… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I mention someone, get no replyback, and I'm left feeling like an idiot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
“You could always tell how much trouble you were in by how much someone stretched your name when they said it.” — Janus Lucky Copy Share Image
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I usually admit when someone complains but that's only coz denying them requires explaining. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What was the first tweet of twitter? Probably about assholes coming soon. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions? — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“If thinking should precede acting, then acting must succeed thinking.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Rumours? Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“When in a frying pan, thank your stars. You will reminisce about it moments later, when you fall in the fire.” — Prashant Yadav Copy Share Image
Every night I keep a pillow under my gun in case a murderer threatens me to a pillow fight. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well. It were done quickly. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all. — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
