Witty Quotes · Page 60

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

— Jason Kidd

Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths.

— Edith Summerskill, Baroness Summerskill

“So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I’m…

— Holly Hood

MARRIAGE, The alliance of two people, one who never remembers birthdays, and the other who never forgets them;

— Nikhil Saluja

Gasp Reflex : The reaction of a new father when he sees the new mother's breasts.

— Nikhil Saluja

Understanding the single-line quote is like comprehending the bulky book with its title only and correctly.

— Anonymous

The bandage was wound around the wound.

— Nikhil Saluja

Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food.

— Nikhil Saluja

Site Engineer is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'd like to do music in the same way - in a witty way. People think of YG artists as rarely appearing…

— Seungri

Woman can take unpredictable to a whole new level of psycho if you test them...

— Nikhil Saluja

No man is good enough to govern another man without the other's consent.

— Abraham Lincoln

Forget treating others as you wish to be treated...treat others the way they treat you (could be a lot more interesting!)

— Sarah Moores

My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.

— Nikhil Saluja

Be pretty if you can, be witty if you must, but be gracious if it kills you.

— Elsie de Wolfe

Yesterday, at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how he prepared the chicken. He replied, "We don't...we just tell it straight that…

— Mahesh Shroff

Men to the left because women are always right.

— Nikhil Saluja

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.

— Rita Rudner

I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.

— George Burns

Sex with a prostitute - Commercial union

— Nikhil Saluja

I have a simple taste.. I'm only satisfied with the best

— Nikhil Saluja

Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To…

— Anonymous

I typed the word Google into Google. Guess what came up? Everything.

— Nikhil Saluja

Melancholy men of all others are most witty, which causeth many times a divine ravishment, and a kinde of Enthusiasmus, which stirreth…

— Aristotle

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

— Dave Barry