When my wife's Aunt Caroline was in her nineties, she lived with us, and she once remarked: 'Remembrance is sufficient of the… — E. B. White Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married?… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Now that I have kids, I'm probably more overprotective than I've ever been. My wife's nickname for me is 'red alert.' I… — Matt Damon Copy Share Image
I have to be so thankful. I have two kids, my beautiful wife, I'm just blown away at God's grace and God's… — Jeremy Camp Copy Share Image
I lost two brothers in an airplane crash, both of them leaving a wife and kids. When I get to Heaven, that's… — S. Truett Cathy Copy Share Image
I am an obsessive garage cleaner - my wife and the neighbors make fun of me. I remember that my father was… — Chris O'Donnell Copy Share Image
I would love it if everybody in America agreed with me on every issue. I can't get my wife to agree with… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
I dipped into his brain. He wasn't happy that I wasn't wearing a bra, because my boobs distracted him. He was thinking… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
A wife is like a children's movie; always under-appreciated and without either, life would be incomplete. — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
I don't trust that many people. Just my mother and my wife and a couple of friends. When I trust people, it… — Gary Sheffield Copy Share Image
I have tattooed the names of my parents, my wife, my two kids, my brothers. Those are the most important ones for… — Ederson Copy Share Image
My wife and I have spent most of our lives in France, and we are both pretty well bilingual, my wife more… — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, may an elephant caress you with his toes, may your wife be plagued… — Little' Jimmy Dickens Copy Share Image
I will admit upfront that I have an inherent bias about 'Fuge State.' It's the story of a Black academic on his… — Jason Johnson Copy Share Image
I'm a father, a son, and a grandson, and if anyone messed with my wife, mom, or grandmother, and if the law… — Jason Momoa Copy Share Image
The king lifted a hand to her cheek and kissed her. It was not a kiss between strangers, not even a kiss… — Megan Whalen Turner Copy Share Image
I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
[My wife Margot] was the - I guess, the coordinator or the production manager [of The Jazz Review], and we got to… — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
The Nobel Prize is going to be 'fun money' - for an occasion, when my wife and I want a $50 bottle… — Richard Thaler Copy Share Image
My first visit to Bridgestone Arena was to watch a Nashville Kats arena football game with my family and now wife and… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
My wife and I have long discussions about [George] Carlin, and we refuse to accept that he died an atheist. It's just,… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
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