I've always had the hair of Lionel Ritchie since I was a boy, but the mullet sadly is a hairpiece. My wife… — Danny McBride Copy Share Image
Our mom was a super strident, capable, and strong individual. I think because she was a military wife in the Marine Corps,… — Nancy Wilson Copy Share Image
If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were lov'd by wife, then thee; If ever wife was happy… — Anne Bradstreet Copy Share Image
Our ability to fall in love requires enough comfort with our masculinity to join it with someone's femininity and feel enhanced. ..… — Frank Pittman Copy Share Image
Somebody said to me, 'But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.' That's a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
I promise to be an excellent husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, will not appear every day in… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
[When asked how he's keeping his 12-year marriage to wife Jill fresh] Hookers, drugs. We're playing the field right now. — Harry Connick, Jr Copy Share Image
I have members of my immediate family, and my wife's immediate family, who voted for Donald Trump, and now there's this gulf… — Steve Erickson Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Even so husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. — Paul the Apostle Copy Share Image
With the exception of my wife and children, there's nothing I value more than my Oklahoma heritage. — James Garner Copy Share Image
I have always dressed somewhat well - not because I work at GQ - but because my wife is amazing at finding… — James Mullinger Copy Share Image
My wife is the boss at home, and my daughters are the bosses. I am just the worker. We are a very… — Jet Li Copy Share Image
Yes I'm a TV presenter and a mum and a wife and all those things, but as much as I love a… — Emma Willis Copy Share Image
When I was doing drugs and alcohol, I thought I'll have a drink and a line of this and I'll smoke this.… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
To his ex-wife in court, he said I lost interest in you when the Botox lost its effect and you looked like… — Peter Jackson Copy Share Image
When I met my wife, I was a working comic, so the first week we went out, she saw me perform, and… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Kate Middleton has no blue blood coursing through her veins. Her father, Michael, is self-made, and he and his wife have been… — Penny Junor Copy Share Image
On the whole, mental archaeology was a sordid digging proposition. The evil men did endured, the good was infinitely more ephemeral. You… — Helen Kieran Reilly Copy Share Image
My house is going - kids running out, my wife is running in and out - but I like to sit down… — Chris Bosh Copy Share Image
No one in the whole world knows all a man's bignesses and all his littlenesses as his wife does — Gene Stratton-Porter Copy Share Image
This was one of the greatest test of his faith he had ever experienced. The thought of deceiving the kind and faithful… — Orson F. Whitney Copy Share Image
I don't like most Christmas movies. They're pretty bad, though they seem to make tons of money anyway. Like this movie 'Elf,'… — Terry Zwigoff Copy Share Image
People don't understand what we have been through. How we love each other so much but we are so Young. We are… — Jade Copy Share Image
My plan after office is to get up and spend that entire first day helping my wife move into her new senatorial… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
