I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
If u cant change the life change the wife ... ;) life automatically change :P lmao . :) ;) — Kd Copy Share Image
I prefer your smiles and laughter, wife, but there are far worse things than your tears wetting my skin. — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
My wife had her drivers’ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I'm married now, but I fell in love with my wife because she was talented. Talent - it's the big one. — Paul Rust Copy Share Image
And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being. — Eric Roberts Copy Share Image
I've been snowboarding my whole life. My wife's really good, and I just try to keep up with her. — Aaron Paul Copy Share Image
John Kerry announced that he and his wife are leaving on a week-long vacation. He's going to take her back to the… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
There is a great deal of quarrelling in the houses, and contending for power and authority; and the second wife is against… — Heber C. Kimball Copy Share Image
My wife, Daniela, and I live in an old house from 1810 with three fireplaces at the end of a dead-end dirt… — Sebastian Junger Copy Share Image
I'm very fortunate to have the support of the people around me, I feel happy because my wife helps me and people… — Novak Djokovic Copy Share Image
My wife never went to many Liverpool games but if she was out on a Saturday, she would always ask someone for… — Jamie Carragher Copy Share Image
What is there in the vale of lifeHalf so delightful as a wife;When friendship, love and peace combineTo stamp the marriage-bond divine? — William Cowper Copy Share Image
You can't take life for granted. I am lucky to have everything I've ever wanted. I've got a beautiful wife, a job… — Kevin Harvick Copy Share Image
To see my wife getting inspired from my notes and thoughts, going in the direction I wanted, and have her surprise me… — Lasse Hallstrom Copy Share Image
At the time the world was all upside down. The American people were beginning to move around a lot. The old hometown… — John Gould Copy Share Image
In short, no association or alliance can be happy or stable without me. People can't long tolerate a ruler, nor can a… — Desiderius Erasmus Copy Share Image
I think perfect dates involve walking a lot, and not a bunch of driving around in cars. Ideally, you can walk together… — James Mercer Copy Share Image
One of the clues that I chased was that Dan Cooper, whoever he was, found an old magazine story called "How to… — Geoffrey Gray Copy Share Image
I think you grieve different elements, you grieve your wife who's gone, you grieve the fact she had cancer and you had… — Andrew Strauss Copy Share Image
So when it came to role models, I looked at presidents' wives. Of course, you're talking about a farm girl who stood… — Tina Turner Copy Share Image
Husbands are things that wives have to get used to putting up with. And with whom they breakfast with and sup with.… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I tried to get people at 'South Park' into 'Downton Abbey,' and it didn't work. I think they were like, 'Downton Abbey?'… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
